I am super offended. The dude was 85 and clearly on his way out for a while and the Sandusky stuff has been all over the news. You guys have had weeks if not months to prepare jokes for this and it's like you're making these up on the spot. Geeze, put some fucking pride into your joke preparation. I've got a…

Cockblocked by Gum

/jezebel'd

I live in an area that has a high concentration of Guatemalans

So white guys "do the most with the least?"

The only person you really have any control over is yourself