Yeah, he’s a weird scapegoat in this saga. Flash back a week and a half ago and there were people all over the internet (including on this family of websites) writing pieces about how he was being way too bullish about Trump’s chances. Now, we’re blaming him for not being bullish enough...

Why are you assuming she lied?

I just changed my name to my Iranian husband’s. I’m about as white as they get. But I worry about him every day (albeit a little less only because we live in a liberal bastion).

nah

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

I actually think this, too (not that President Pence is any consolation). Trump has never really worked a day in his life, and now he’s stepping into the most labor-intensive job on the planet. It takes a toll on someone who is both intelligent and physically fit. He has admitted that he doesn’t read. The president…

I think he’s going to quit like Sarah Palin did. He will absolutely hate being President. We don’t deserve this, but maybe he does.

Kellyanne Conway - Secretary of Babysitting.

What blows my mind are the complaints from customers. I’ve had conversations with several different people who complain about unsmiling service employees and I’m just like “why do you even care??” And they act like I’m the unreasonable one.

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

This is why I liked shopping in the UK— They have this reputation for poor customer service but really what it is is that the woman or man ringing you up doesn’t bother to pretend that they’re excited about it. That’s a lot more comfortable than forced pleasantries.

I believe Ivana underwent painful cosmetic surgery to please him just before he dumped her.

You know I fricking hate Trump and would love this to be true, but it isn’t.

its more like, how much would someone need to be paid to allow the rumor of having an affair with donald trump floating around?

He’s projecting again. He cares about height as a strong masculine trait and just assumes literally everyone cares about that as much as he does.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

In *Casablanca*, when someone says of Richard Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) “one never knows what he’ll do, or why,” it’s a kind of tribute. He’s unpredictable, but always someone to be reckoned with.

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

Voldemort had a more defined policy platform.