You're totally not like most girls. You're a Cool Girl.

My experience is that most guys will happily do anything if it means you'll let them cum in your mouth. I once mentioned the pineapple thing to an ex—- the next time I went over to his house, he had pineapple chunks in the fridge, pineapple juice, pineapple yogurt, pineapple everything. It did help some.

Couple of things. 1) I originally wrote "licking the kitty cat" but then thought to myself that that was crude and changed it to "pleasing the kitty cat" without even thinking that I made the meaning MUCH LESS specific. What I was really asking was if he was giving her head. You know, give some to get some. 2) what…

It makes me wonder if he is pleasing the kitty cat! I would think that if he was making her climb the walls she just might want to reciprocate. No?

True.But it's a freaking blow job we're talking about, not anal or felching or fisting or golden showers. Seriously, if you're scared of sucking cock then you need to get your ass down to the therapist and work on your issues. I don't exactly look forward to blow jobs either but guess what, even if they don't do…

Also good advice - if you're looking to introduce novelties in the bedroom, make sure your partner is up to give it a try before spending $299 on that real leather whip with matching handcuffs.

So how much did you spend? $50k is definitely not a must, but you would be VERY hard pressed to plan a wedding with all the traditional trimmings for $10k.

Yes, but let's be honest. A lot more people on the planet cannot afford a $50K wedding, than can afford one.

You should watch the Family Guy Porn Parody. Or the Spiderman, where instead of an upside down kiss, it's an upside blowjob.
"But RedWriter, how do you know this?"
During one rainy afternoon, I told my boyfriend I used to play drinking games to porn and he decided we should do that but with cartoon-themed ones.

This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Notice, Upon Missouri's Flag are Two Bears...just sayin'.

How could we rephrase this? I'm pro-abortion, I don't think I'd choose to have one myself but I like that they are available for anyone who wants or needs that. The induvidual reasons (for me) are irrelevant, which is I consider myself pro.

My very Catholic aunt feels the same way. She also believes in birth control for teenagers.

This conversation reminds me that there are different flavors of misogynist: the purist; the hater; the cynic; the hypocrite; the one who believes in his family's exceptionalism. The list goes on ...

Wouldn't argue with that; their daughters go out of state for abortions because a pregnancy would embarrass daddy, not because he believes in her personal autonomy. Quite the opposite, I should think.

When I was internet dating 90% of the men I dated who had kids blamed attachment parenting for their divorce. They did not want the "family bed," they wanted to leave their kids with babysitters once in a while, they wanted a house where the child was not in charge. Granted, this is just the version of attachment…

I don't think so; the rules don't usually apply to the wives and daughters of the politicians that are enacting them, because money. If they did, these men might think twice.

I expect this shit out of North Carolina and Tennessee, but the Colorado thing surprises me. Then again, if I had a nickel for every so-called libertarian who suddenly wants the government to make laws when abortion comes up...

That's the interesting thing - you would never hear these legislators trying to ban the agrichemicals and toxins that harms fetuses (not to mention the entire environment and everyone else). When white dudes are getting richer, it's all good because it's in the name of economics. But a chance to blame women? Suddenly…