I wish that if you clicked “remove pockets” it redirected you to some other dress website.

* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.

Interesting. I recently went to Iceland in the winter and my experience was slightly different. I did not leave Reykjavik (it’s pretty much impossible to leave Reykjavik in the winter). I didn’t see any sheep’s head on menus, but I did try several of the other items at a nice restaurant with a tasting menu.

That depends on what you order. Most food items have to be imported, and that makes them more expensive. The food that is actually grown there (rhubarb, fish, caraway, lamb, licorice, greenhouse veggies, dairy) is not very expensive. It also matters when you go; restaurants and food are less expensive in the winter…

I thought it would get better when I moved to an adult apartment complex with real live adults living in it. But it doesn’t. Entitlement is everywhere.

Another question (a serious one, this time):

Question:

Um, do they think that the industrial revolution was less than 50 years ago?

Shhh don’t tell you!

You could try contacting a local animal shelter. They might have resources on apartments that allow large dogs/pitbulls.

Aside from the obvious (this guy is the worst), I don’t get the references to Good Housekeeping. Her hair looks like she could be on the cover of a magazine for very neat people? What?

They started work on underground cell phone service and then realized maybe they should work on not killing people first. And we know how well that’s going.

Right! Even if it is happening “every other day”, that’s only 183 events per year, out of 215,300,000 trips per year (DC Metro, 2008)

I’ve been riding the DC metro for probably 20 years and I very rarely have anyone talk to me, headphones or no. Only to ask for directions. I bet you do need a resting bitch face.

And if you don’t have an exhaust fan, keep the doors and/or windows open as much as possible

You can also use the government per-diem website: http://www.gsa.gov/portal/categor…

She tweeted immediately after the triceratops tweet to clarify that it was definitely a joke.

I once treated myself to a First Class upgrade for $50. Not a big deal since without First Class my checked bag would have cost $25. Then some bad weather rolled in and my plane circled the Charlotte airport for a while before diverting to Myrtle Beach to refuel and THEN head back to Charlotte. What was supposed to be…

This article is not good and that toddler is not adorable and I am definitely not crying at all right now.

In April I saw a Facebook post by a 26-year-old acquaintance that she was mad that it was RAINING during her BIRTHDAY MONTH. whatttttt?!?!?!?!?!