Homophobia.

Beautifully put.

they've made HUGE strides in the past 2 years or so.

I make my bed every day (not always in the morning) for a different reason, but I have a daily checklist on my phone and two of the items are "check the checklist" and "pet the cat". It feels good to check off two things automatically every morning.

Do you make your bed every day? I used to have that problem but it went away once I started making my bed every morning.

At first I didn't get what the big deal was, and then I remembered that I went to college in the South and probably most colleges don't have fried chicken and collard greens on the menu literally every day.

Yes. Is everyone forgetting that time he dressed up as a Nazi?

Red pandas are not any better at breeding in captivity than Giant pandas. Also, Giant pandas are great at breeding in the wild when their habitat is not being destroyed by humans.

Why is this an IKEA showroom? Because IKEAs are everywhere?

Red pandas were named pandas before Giant pandas were, so if anything Giant pandas are not pandas.

Once one of my coworkers brought his wife into the office to meet everyone. She introduced herself to each person as "Hi, I'm Jane Doe. This is so awkward!"

I always read multiple books at once, and have never had a problem with it. I don't look at it as "veggies and dessert", though. I think about it as "sweet snack and salty snack"

I majored in genetics and it's the same thing there. Out of ~30 people in my class there were 4 men, and all 4 men are now MDs while most of the women are now research assistants or high school science teachers.

I believe I learned the trick from Martha Stewart, to give credit where credit is due.

My favorite way to easily frost cupcakes is to put a jumbo marshmallow on top of each one, and put them back in the oven. Heat them up until the marshmallows start to puff up and get golden (just a few seconds!) and then take them back out again. Squish each marshmallow down onto its cupcake with the back of a spoon.…

I share your red velvet oreo disappointment

That's from the episode where Ceecee told Coach and Schmidt that they could be models and made them take weird pictures.

My guess is that she said it but she was joking. Especially since she would have just given away the ending.

I put an audiobook on sleep mode for 15 minutes (and then another 15 minutes if I'm still awake)