He'd end up as president eventually when GRRM kills off President Stark.

Books. Lots and lots and lots of books.

Pretty yarn! Yes!!

But you can't live in the same apartment because reasons!

What is bonkers about that cat? My cat does most of that stuff (for about 30 minutes a day. the rest of the time he is sleeping)

I love them because I would have no hilarious stories without them.

He once went to a math convention to pick up women. Did not succeed.

My drink of choice is half coffee half skim milk. So no judgement here :-)

Yeah it's just that she doesn't know what she's ordering, just the syllables to say.

The order itself is not that bad. It's mostly the fact that she has no idea what any of the words mean.

Not everywhere is the car near the driver the least empty.

"Get the heck out of everyone's way" is rule #1 for all public transit ever.

I use those black plastic trays that delivery Chinese food comes in, filled with tap water, set on top of the radiator. They get build-up because I have hard water, but I can just pop them in the dishwasher.

I use those black plastic trays that delivery Chinese food comes in, filled with tap water, set on top of the…

Slow down, I'm still working on step 1!

There is no helping this coworker. He once asked me to explain to him what the difference is between a pint of ice cream and a quart of ice cream.

I got a very worried text from my mom around noon today about whether I am prepared for the winter weather. However, she lives three miles away from me, it's 40 degrees here (Washington DC area) and only kind of drizzling, and we have dinner plans at 6 tonight.

I didn't realize until you said that that I totally saw it in my head with Hyperbole and a Half illustrations.

IKR. I have one coworker who every day gets a complicated order from Starbucks ("venti skinny cinnamon dulce latte", I believe) but she literally has no idea what any of the words mean (ok, except cinnamon). Her friend told her once, over 10 years ago, that it was a good drink and so she just memorized the words…

They've already been deciding what gets distributed to you, for years.

I think "goes against my views" basically tells them (Facebook) that they don't need to look into the issue further. And then suggests to the flagger that maybe they don't want to be friends with that person.