Seriously.

My cat will not love these straws like he loves the plastic ones. Boy, does he love plastic straws.

The most impressive part to me is the part where somebody beat a deadline by almost a month.

I wish there was a way to turn this feature off because it is SUPER annoying.

I love DIY, but I still think their office is hideous, and I don't like using Pinterest one bit.

I got a volunteer job at the zoo where I walk around for 3 hours straight twice a week. I love it because it's as totally opposite from my day job (sitting in a chair in a windowless room staring at a computer) as I could possibly get.

This conversation isn't limited to romantic relationships. I just had to have a conversation with my mother about not tweeting pictures I send her to her 1000s of Twitter followers without asking me first.

Touche.

You forgot "owners of all other wedding venues everywhere in the world"

He was great on Vikings (with a great accent)

I was totally down with almost every weird thing on that show, but Malkovitch's accent gave me the heebie-jeebies.

It got cancelled so bad that they burned off the remainder of the first season on Saturday nights, two at a time.

Have you seen Sleepy Hollow? Nicole Beharie and Lyndie Greenwood kick a lot of ass.

She was the only decent part of that show.

I'm no expert, but I would look into finding something to do while he's away that takes up a lot of your time so that you're not filling that time with things that use a lot of money. Try taking a free online class, or join a sports team, or volunteer, or go to the library once every week to look at books instead…

My gif looks way worse blurry than it actually is. It's just Veruca Salt, not porn, I promise!

Taco Bell is pulling a Willy Wonka?!?

1) Pandas ARE bears

YES ME TOO!