I had to teach my 50-year-old mother all about bras last week. She had never worn one that wasn't a sports-bra type. We went to get fitted and I taught her about what the sizes mean and the different kinds and how to take care of them and what she can get away with wearing under a white shirt. She had no idea. It was…

I have two methods:

When I was in high school my boyfriend's mom caught us messing around naked. She was very upset and I was so embarrassed I started to cry. She felt bad and later bought me a purse and a hairclip. AND she didn't tell my parents. It was pretty great, actually.

Clearly this is just a case of cat-Pygmalion. Take regular cats, dress them up in tuxedos, and then debut them to society.

Joke's on you, Starbucks. I bought pumpkin spice Torani syrup and I get pumpkin spice lattes at my house EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

Or use photoshop to change the game so that you're winning

People keep trying to make this a thing on the Key Bridge in DC and DDOT is like "Hahahaha, no." and cuts them down as soon as they find them.

This looks EXACTLY like my cat :-)

I don't think I've ever been proud to live in Virginia before. Maybe now I'll stop telling people I live in DC.*

We have both in DC as well, and they do really have the exact same signage sometimes.

You're a good parent. When I was 8, my parents handed me the "S" volume of our 1953 encyclopedia (this was the early 1990s) and told me to read the section about sex, and then left the room. I learned all about how to make soap that night, because I'd already read the sex section on my own, duh.

Another thing to look forward to!

My mom had perfect punctuation and grammar until she was about 55, and now suddenly it's horrendous. She uses ellipses in the middle of all her sentences, capitalizes any damn word she feels like, and refuses to put any spaces between a period and a new sentence. What happened????

My high-rise apartment building only shows 3 pictures of cats (none of them mine...sad!) while a different high-rise 3 blocks away has more than 30 pictures all of different cats. Why??

I have a coworker who is vegan all of the time except the third week of every month, when she is a vegetarian and eats mac & cheese for the entire week straight. She also won't eat anything that isn't pre-packaged because she thinks it is dirty.

At my office we have the opposite problem - people put food in the fridge and forget that it's theirs and never remove it and it gets moldy and gross. Someone keeps bringing in a yogurt cup, eating half of it, and leaving the cup in the fridge with a spoon still in it for over a week until someone throws it away. Who…

No matter what time I start baking, I always finish baking/cleaning up after baking at 2am

Oh man, did that really work?? I wish I had known!

Can I get the number of the guy who rolled his pizza into a giant burrito? I'm pretty sure we're soul mates.

My mom complains to me all the time about how all her friends have stopped their periods and she wants to stop too, and life isn't fair.