This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

No, that’s like all those people who automatically slow down when they see cops, even when going the speed limit.

If I may be so bold...

Shortly after buying my 911 i realized that the “fastest” car on the road is the one driven by the guy willing to drive the fastest.

Doesn't matter if it's an inch or a mile, tbh.

Epiphany. We can fix the burnout problem quickly and easily while keeping the true spirit of Cars and Coffee alive.

there is no such thing as ‘too much manual’

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

I’m not an engineer. But if dual-clutch is better than single-clutch, then triple-clutch has to be betterer than anything which clutches less.

Snob.

Slave labor is awesome?

The Porsche 918 made it through that gap in 7:22:14

I mean... I think we’re splitting hairs now. The point I was making is... why did you get the GTI? Why not a regular Golf? Car people “get” my Evo no problem (mind you, it’s one of the unicorns with just a filter exhaust and a tune) but a GTI is a far cry from an Evo in both purpose and practice. The Evo would be more…

Every car guy has to explain every car they have always. Otherwise... you’re just driving a Camry.

This and I didn’t want to get stuck designing door handles the rest of my life. I decided it was best to leave my passion for a hobby and work in a different field to make enough to enjoy my hobby.

Can confirm automakers need engineers. As any Mechanical Engineering student who competes in Formula SAE will tell you, automakers are aggressively trying to recruit engineering students with an automotive interest.

Not sure if serious...

Tree-fiddy.

You obviously know no Americans if you think Americans are "numbers people". Most people here couldn't tell the difference between mean, median, and mode let alone outliers.