How is this legal?

Gizmodo realizes that this anonymous photoshopper is probably a fat fetishist, right?

@Kardster: Talk about GOOP...

Well I'm certainly glad they didn't waste all that money on paying out to license holders for home repairs.

@OA 5599:

I blame the economy.

Oh dear... does this mean I will never again encounter this batshit old woman's retrograde, classist "family values" rants while deperately scanning the AM spectrum for something outrage-inducing enough to keep me awake on darkened highways at 3 a.m.?

@MajesticLuuk: Maximum sentences are always insanely long. Like those signs on the highway that threaten 5 years for littering. No one ever gets 'em, but it's always bothered me they're even on the table.

@EnDeVee: I sort of thought the song got kinda distracting after they started talked. Damn kids... turn that thing down!

I hate to bring this up, but do you suppose Sam Bee has an easier time of it on the show partly because she's married to Jason Jones?