There is something just so beautiful about the out of control leap, then the face plant and finally the deflating tail. It’s the best sports gif ever.
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“I hit the one in the middle!”
The Gerber Applegate-Fairbairn Covert FAST folder does everything well. Spring assisted opening of the titanium coated blade is very smooth. The positive switch-lock mechanism is easy to use even with gloves on. The dual straight/serrated blade cuts everything and sharpens easily. The clip is removable with a small…
I just read it again and my Spidey senses are tingling. My conspiracy theory: dude is fighting with his GF because she wants him to ask his friends to help them move instead of having a bachelor party. The writing style just reads female to me - I think she wrote it and was planning to show it to him, like: "See,…
That dance is so white, it should be called "The Mayonnaise," with all irony intended.
What's the hell? there's nothing wrong with Cars, and Cars 2 was AWESOME. There's no such thing as a bad Pixar movie.
Our honeymoon turned out great, but getting there almost caused us to have the shortest marriage in recorded history. We were going to Jamaica- quick flight, beautiful beaches, weed. Everything you could ever need for a perfect honeymoon. We boarded the plan filled with exhaustion and newly-wedded bliss. A tiny older…
My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.
My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…
My grandma and grandpa got married in 1953.
"The Hughes 369, or the OH-6 Cayuse when in uniform..."
Why don't we just give them the old 5.4 Tritons? I know we stopped making em but if Ford opened up a trade-in program (no questions asked) on old F-series trucks with that motor, then sold those old ones to the DoD. The military could then plant them in the Middle East where they'd be "repurposed" by their…
$150? fuck that, I'd just buy a bag of bows at the dollar store, and then just stick the whole lot of them all over the roof and the windshield while muttering about people trying to rip me off.
We bought a Volvo out of "Too broke to buy a Lexus".
Hey Bob, I don't know how old you are, but you might want to try dating somebody who's older than you, more than just a year or two older. Maybe one that already has kids - teenagers or above - so they're not looking for Instant-Daddy, but more of just a companion. Older women may not want to go jogging at 6am or go…
Al, I have three kids the exact same ages as yours.
On my high school baseball team's bus, I would trick the other dipshits into doing the 'Atomic Sit-up' which of course ended with another boy's face running into my bare ass-crack. This was always followed by surprise, anger, threats etc, yet would always lead to 'Let's get someone else!'