I hate how hard I laughed at this.

Pregnancy concern trolling is the fake nice cousin of fat shaming.

OT, but I live in europe and I’m never up when sns is posted.

You drove yourself down a long road of crazy there. I am not going along for that ride.

For a friend’s bachelorette party, we did a Vanderpump tour: dinner at SUR, drinks at PUMP (TomTom didn’t exist yet). The goat cheese balls SUCK. They are essentially a pea-sized piece of goat cheese inside an entire golf ball of cornmeal. The rest of the food was equally underwhelming, but the goat cheese balls were…

Hey, kudos to both Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci for being good sports about the whole thing.

it was kara! I can’t remember what she thought of the cheese balls either. my most salient memory of that piece was the caprese salad that had avocado in it.

Thank you. I smelled a racist troll when I read killemall

1. They aren’t testing for pot or heroin, they’re testing for performance enhancing drugs like steroids.

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is…

Guessing it would go something like...

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

It was FANTASTIC!!! All of those lies just coming to the light. And Denise is like, “is she on something?” Then Camille left before the final talking points. So, so, so good.

Oh yes, it was.

My love for the RH just keeps shriveling.

I kind of think VPR needs to renovate its cast considering they’re all now a) settling down and b) millionaires, but there are some choice things I look forward to:

No bullets, no guns.  Just a withering glare from Rihanna that will slay him where he stands.  

Pay checks are a hell of a drug. 

Fillion’s been coasting on the goodwill generated by the Firefly fandom for decades, it seems.

Why do you love him eternally? Have the past few years in entertainment news taught you nothing? Don’t put these people on pedestals. They don’t deserve it. They’re just people. Fallible, often terrible people.