The same day Cardi B released “Press,” a song letting us know that Cardi’s good on media coverage, thanks, she was surrounded by cameras as she arrived to appear before a judge in that New York assault case from last September.

I just watched Always Be My Maybe and my husband and I literally squealed like two teenage girls when Keanu walked out.

Did she kick your puppy or something?

Well I saw it, and since when does box office numbers define whether an actor is good in a role? She was good in that role and her peers recognized her for it.

That’s a lot of daughters.

There can only be one? 

Where’s MY parade, dammit.

FOUND IT. I FOUND THE TRAVELATOR. Picture me - an adorably scruffy young gay Scotsman, rakishly dressed in black denim and a midnight-blue shirt...and pissed out of my tiny gourd, being hauled up the slope on this thing. Yeah.

I was going to talk about the gorgeous guy I was working with and fucking around with for most of 2002-2003, but that story’s boring.

If they’re not grown in the San Marzano region, they’re just “sparkling tomatoes.” I thought everyone knew that.

Summer before last, I had a fling with my high school boyfriend (we graduated 30 years ago). I was going through a separation and then reconciliation with my then-husband, who was an abusive ass, and the high school boyfriend (going through his own divorce) apparently deduced this from my FB photos. He reached out to…

I was just out of a serious & heavy relationship and was looking for fun sexy times. I met a guy, older than me, an artist, and we spent maybe 6 weeks hanging out. He painted me like his french girls even. It was the perfect, rom-com, white lady comes into her life again moment and I was loving it.

So I use to visit my family out east every summer because BEACH! And often hung out with my cousin’s older cool friends. So one year I strike up a hot fling with one of my cousins male friends. Eveething is good until about 2 weeks before we all need to leave to go back to school. Guy wont return my calls, my cousin’s…

“It’s cheap, overpriced shite”

jesus CHRIST though!! That’s legitimate “let me speak to your manager” behavior.

DAMN.

“I can’t tell a damn difference and it all tastes the same to me.”

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...