It would have been nice if Jenna Bush acknowledged that ectopic pregnancies have to be terminated which is also called an abortion, and that abortion probably saved her from bleeding to death because it kept her Fallopian tube from rupturing. She had an opportunity to educate the Faux News crowd with real life real…

There was a hot tub... beneath the bed? These people just adored a soggy mattress. A mattress but make it soggy. What the fuck.

The deliciously subtle British shade. So good. Buckingham Palace has three major wings, 700+ rooms, including 19 state rooms and 59 royal guestrooms. Not to mention multiple official royal residences in London and around the UK. Cheeto Mussolini got burnt.

I bought $10 worth of half price Easter candy yesterday, because between this and the Battle for Winterfell, I’m going to be an emotional wreck, and I’ve always wanted to die of jelly bean poisoning.

A friend- so which Stark do you think is gonna die this weekend?

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If it’s a true Christopher Guest mockumentary, there’s only one person to play Loughlin:

I would like to mash-up two DB items and have Owen Wilson star in my fantasy Christopher Guest mockumentary about Operation Varsity Blues.

I don’t think encouraging gun ownership by $cions would be “harmless.” OTOH, it would be funny to see NRA types aiming Knowledge Reports at each other and furiously disconnecting.

Before googling, I would’ve guessed “quilling” was a filthy sex act.

I also like it. I have no qualms about liking it. It doesn’t give me nearly as much pain as having to give Trump credit for doing something right, similar to a broken clock.

And technically correct is the best kind of correct!

I mean, it’s true. Countless people approached her. You could not count them because there were none.

Everyone who gave Michelle Wolf grief for calling Suckabee a liar to her face needs to be kicked in the groin.

That was NOT the gif I wanted - which is probably why I am perma grey. 

Hahaha!! I am for all the above. I like to put myself in this exact scenario...

Like I get everyone around here likes to pretend they have high standards... but c’mon.

That was so bizarre. Cammie. We all liked you again, chalked it up to narcissism-by-proxy after being with Kelsey Grammar. Then you defended Brett Kavanaugh. BYE!

Sadly this is just sordid and NOWHERE near as entertaining as FYRE!

I am perma greyed and thank you!