My takeaway from this thread is that Bhad Bhabie is a successful entrepreneur who is living the American dream by pulling herself up by her bootstraps.

Dude. If you’re not entering through the exit and snagging that dollar hotdog, cinnamon bun, or ice cream to eat while you walk through IKEA, you’re not doing IKEA right.

(This pro-tip is the only good thing online dating has brought me so far.)

And the Daim cake. I would commit felonies for that cake.

Yeah, seems like if her parents had wanted to keep all this secret from her (as apparently some of the parents did), they wouldn’t have cc’d her in on the damning emails. So it seems likely, especially given that she posed for the rowing pic, that she knew there was some chicanery going on.

If your kid tells you they don’t want to go to college, believe them. That’s the one branch of education that should never be forced on someone, especially when they demonstrate zero academic aptitude. College isn’t for everyone, and people are allowed to change their minds later in life. I myself, am a much better…

From the reports on many of her videos, her parents were right. She was a bum student that needed the help only money and privilege can acquire to get her into anything north of a for profit trade school. For her next act, she should team up with Chet Haze and Bhad Bhabie to do a mixed tape and announce a college tour.

devil’s advocate: what 19 year old reads emails from their mother?

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram”, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.

if Olivia and Bella truly had no idea

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Guys, you’re doing IKEA all wrong. Shop online, put everything on your shopping list, input your store, print. You now have the location of everything you want/need. When you get there, eyes forward, game face on.

That one picture where I imagine Kate is silently gloating about her strong jawline vs. the Marchioness’ weak chin is my favorite.

I feel the same. 

The Geffen thing is bizarre. I don’t even get what he is supposed to get out of going after Jackson and others.

The ‘Gross Keanu’ in Bad Batch and Neon Demon is something I’m kinda here for.  It’s so unlike his image, but he does it so well.

I actually have 2 engagement rings and no idea where my wedding band is. I bought the 2nd ring myself with the settlement money after a car wreck. I hurt my hand in the car wreck and couldn’t wear the first engagement ring for a while afterward. It took me forever to even get into the habit of wearing them all the…

Crushing since 1985.  Keanu 4lyfe.

My good engagement ring story is just that my partner proposed 6 days ago at a concert by our favorite band. She got it custom designed off Etsy with lab-grown conflict free stones. I can’t stop staring at it on my hand! It’s my favorite color and very beautiful but mostly I love it because it’s from her and I get to…

I absolutely adore my ring. We looked at rings for awhile together so he could get a sense of what I wanted, but it was important to be that HE be the one to pick it out. I told him all the things I liked: vintage-y look, milgrain, designs carved into the band itself, etc. He worked with a jeweler to design a custom…

Awww, that is cute for both of you (and I sincerely mean that).