Addiction is tough. I wish her the best.

That was the weirdest thing! Someone said it on the podcast, I wanna say it was the Stanford medical school prof who was like, people study biology and engineering and chemistry for decades before having a true scientific breakthrough but this person studies a year and change in undergrad but is suddenly a…

I love hearing about jerk on jerk fights, I just wish the stakes weren’t so high.

A couple of feminist friends took me to task for saying Holmes faked her voice. They said higher octaves don’t help women in the workplace, which I don’t argue with, and she only “lowered her voice an octave,” which in their minds wasn’t fake. I say she lowered it way TOO much, and that’s what makes it fake.

I listened to all of The Dropout and just finished the documentary. I preferred the podcast. Every time she was on screen in the doc, I had to look away. She’s fucking creepy. She would probably stab someone with that blank look her face and then lie about how they ran into the knife. All with that fake, deadpan bro…

The only good thing to come out of this administration is Laura Bennati’s Melania Trump impression.

This is the imagery my Tuesday needed. Thank you. (edited to add .gif because why not!)

Imagine how stupid you have to be for Melania to pwn  you

I think it was more the level of douchebaggery.  My dad’s worked around the rich and occasioanlly famous all his life, so he’s used to a certain amount of drama, but Foster was apparently enough of an asshole that he thought it merited a mention.

Erin and Gigi are ex-stepsisters, but never fret. Vanity Fair is way ahead of you. Here’s a handy chart!

He was absolutely insufferable on Real Housewives, and that says a lot. He did some kind of house concert and demanded complete quiet from the guests. It’s show tunes, dude. Show tunes. 

A friend of mine in high school was raised Mormon. He said his bishop pushed my friend repeatedly to confess in explicit detail all the times my friend jerked off.

He is such a delight. Saw him on Colbert who described him as always a joy and as bright as a shiny new dime. 

And they thought they could raise money for themselves off the publicity, Dweik’s got a Venmo up. Let me see them pull this kind of confrontation with Ivanka, who actually has a role in her fathers White House which Chelsea has never had, and then I’ll believe it isnt just a publicity stunt attacking someone who won’t …

These protesters were wearing Bernie shirts. To them the Clintons are guilty of everything under the sun.

Eh, I understand what they’re saying but they seem like they’re laying this at the feet of people like Chelsea, which is crazy. It also seems like they’re opportunists too. They saw someone who was famous and knew that confronting her would get a lot of attention, so they went for it. 

If you agree with the protesters about Clinton’s rhetoric contributing to this massacre, can you tell me how? I don’t get it.

Thoughts and prayers Liv...

So I just got back from a visit to our PR firm and then my acting coach.

Am I the only one who thinks he’s too good to be true? Almost like he was pulled from Central Casting (if that still exists) as the cute boyfriend. I wonder if he goes home and punches a wall, wondering if he’ll have to take much more from the of the Witches of WeHo?