You’re in for a treat. Set aside your weekend, read it in one go.

I can’t wait to read Bad Blood, watch the HBO documentary, and watch the Jennifer Lawrence movie! I inhaled the two Frye documentaries like a coke whore!! I love disaster documentaries and docudramas so much!

It’s SUPER GOOD and you will be constantly asking yourself, “And THAT’S not when the company collapsed? How are there still 200 more pages of this??”

Funny story, the Venture Capital arm of Google famously refused to invest in Theranos because they did their due diligence.

The ABC podcast about her just interviewed people who grew up with her, and apparently she name dropped being the step-niece of Lorenzo Lamas 😂

I mean, what she did was terrible and all, but I’ll give her credit for brining me and my mom closer together. My mom worked as a lab tech for forty years, and we love to goss over each new tidbit that comes out about this crazy lady.

The title to this article is really all that needs to be said here—but dangit I’m a real slut for new EHolmes gossip content.

“Also, I believe when you create a new silhouette, the product succeeds.”

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Wait till you see the price.

I used to be such a good flier. No anxiety. I’d get on, fasten my seat belt and fall asleep. OUT. Like a light.

Calabasas

I know in my brain that all of the crimes that Trump has committed will never matter to his supporters, but this pettiness from his longtime personal lawyer - I am here for it.

Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

OMG, I remember watching this episode as a kid and having a "moment". Because I had an aunt with CFS and the whole family was basically like "she is lazy". This episode was a little uncomfortable. And ten year old me realized that most of my family we're being assholes. 

Another way to tell that this is a Jezebel article is that you are currently on the website jezebel dot com. 

I’ve been following her announcements with interest. Was diagnosed with MS almost 10 years ago. And, like her, it took a while for doctors to take me seriously. Optic neuritis was a sprain from snowboarding. Numbness was back issues. Fatigue was laziness. It’s shocking how uneducated doctors are about the symptoms of…

Just studying neuro in nursing school now. MS is no joke, and good on her for being so public about it. 

The article says he and Katie broke up. I don’t buy it. He and Jessica have a movie coming out, and that makes their outing together more plausible (even if he is truly single now).

My ma once told me “The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else”. I guess the Gaga version is: “The best way to get over someone is to get an Oscar”