Oh, Debbie dead.

Debbie real dead.

There’s really only one appropriate response to his demand:

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

• Boyle: “Have you seen all these posters of David Stovelman’s wife, Debbie?”
  Jake (reading): “‘I’m happy, healthy, and alive.’ Oh, Debbie dead.”
  Boyle: “Debbie real dead.”

A quick reminder that Charles Manson tried out Scientology and subsequently declared it as “too crazy”!
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#cite_ref-108

My rent went up : (

I don’t write for The Root.

Tina Fey and David Lee Roth in the same story isn’t something I expected to read today. 

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

Andplusalso . . . If White Santa is only into gingerbread men, that means he’s gay, right?

Holy fuck, so we’ve won on every other gender equity issue and now we can focus on making cookies nonbinary? That’s fantas... Wait, what? No? This is another made-up bullshit complaint from the same people who brought us the Starbucks to-go cup wars?

Yo, Tucker:

The Right: Gender is based on IMMUTABLE biological characteristics like BODY PARTS and CHROMOSOMES.

I LOVED Dumplin and Patty Cakes before that.  We shouldn’t sleep on Danielle McDonald - she has promise as our plus size actress savior.  Also, Jen Aniston is a comedian - we need her in roles like this.  LOVED LOVED IT! 

Yes! Dumplin’ is so good. Netflix did a fabulous job with the adaptation, and the book is even better if you can believe it.

It warms my heart that they’re unhappy.