Help them, Andy King, you’re their only hope!

50 Cent and Katie Maloney Schwartz: just callin’ it like they see it.

I think you might still be right.

Can we get the VEEP writers on that project?!

Oh. My. God. In a truly just world, someone would get their hands on both rosters and sell them to the other org.

I’m not proud of this, but on and off toy with the idea of buying an NRA sticker or something to put on my car or house in the hopes that a potential attacker will be dissuaded.

“LaPierre, fretting over talking points, was hiding behind a curtain, with only his wingtips visible.”

I’m not at all sorry to like it, it’s beautiful. Quilling is a pretty cool art form, Google it if you’re stressed!

Honesty like this deserves to be ungreyed. More power to you!

I still kinda can’t believe what a big deal it is that some C-listers lied and paid their way into college (I know, I know, they’re being charged with money laundering) but I’m still gonna pop some corn, sit back and do my best to fill the deep Fyre void with this.

Rinna didn’t defend Kavanaugh, Camille did.

I’m baffled that USC is ~such~ a feather in a parent’s cap. Yeah, it’s a good school but am I undervaluing it?

Unpopular opinion: If your bestie makes out with your sister’s partner, it’s totally understandable to fire-sell her inventory, especially if she gets a cut of profits (I have no idea if this is the case).

FTFY

Personally, I come in, immediately cut over to the restaurant, get $0.99 breakfast, shop and then get the hot dog and cinnamon roll on my way out. But your way is also good.

Going through an IKEA ~is~ self-care. Sure the actual warehouse might be mayhem, but there’s a dollar hotdog and cinnamon bun waiting for you just past the registers.

Congratulations!

This is basically CDAN when it comes to any celebrity death:

You forgot the current go-to Bogeyman, Geffen, who is apparently orchestrating international “suicides” b/c those celebs “knew too much.”

It was so bad. That guy had *issues*. He made the abusive, stalky vampire from Twilight look like Tom Hanks.