Valid.

Yes, they do. They totally know better. They just don’t want to “have to”. Which is chickenshit.

Exactly. They won’t address reality for fear of hypotheticals.

It’s easier to avoid female colleagues than it is to just not say “sex” or “dick”?

That’s a terrible example. Half the guys I know are bi-curious for The Rock. They would totally shoot their shot with him. But, like, ~only~ him. Hey! Maybe that example does still work, but in reverse! “If I finally got my chance with Dwayne, would I do/say something like this?”

It’s sort of like my fave crapfest, Fyre Festival, in that nothing happened and now EVERYTHING is happening b/c of it. *pops more corn*

Theory: He had a heart attack in the shower, but didn’t die. When he finally comes to, we’re back in the “Mr. Big moved to Napa and he and Carrie have a pleasant, platonic friendship” timeframe, conveniently retconning most of the worst parts of the series. Especially the movies. Carrie goes on to be blissfully happy…

It’s weird how their primary strategy isn’t, “Maybe let’s just not be fucking creeps.”

I am not proud of this buttttttt... there’s a part of me that wants to play Plead the Fifth just to see if I can “ace” it.

I love this but I’m on the fence about how gullible everyone on camera really is.

Yup, yup, yup. But I imagine the 24/7 tail by Scientologists is a real cock-blocker, anyway.

I think that someday, if she’s really free to do so and is willing to lay herself bare, Kidman has a helluva story to tell about what Co$. And Conner and Bella would figure *heavily* into that.

Cruise is super problematic but I do appreciate that his Twitter bio reads:

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are getting married. And Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together.

Will Smith has twice been Oscar-nominated: Ali and Pursuit of Happyness.

Fame is fickle. That quote will not age well.

I am happy she made it through. I was certain she wasn’t. I also kind of can’t believe Lohan is still alive. I mean, damn. The Hilton/Spears/Lohan/Bynes pap-madness was a circus.

SJP insisted over and over again that it was this really beautiful wonderful script and so “gooooooood”. And every time, I wanted to sit her down under an interrogation lamp and ask her just one question: “Like SATC2 was “good”?”

I thought the movie only got middling reviews so when I queued it up a couple weeks ago, I wasn’t expecting much and now I’m recommending it to everyone. I hope it finds its audience.