And now I know his name -- thank you!

Per the Courier Journal:

Thanks for the insight, I was wondering how he was sneaking in between seats without anyone else noticing.

“After being touched several times, she reportedly turned around and told Alexander to stop.”

Oh, Jesus.

Same, Cardi, same.

I can’t believe that he has yet to figure out that if he just doesn’t answer those calls or emails, if he just kept his mouth shut for a few months, he could maybe, just *maybe* earn back enough trust to find out stuff first hand.

I adore her.

“He was immediately placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold, but doctors found him mentally stable and he was released”

This is exceptional. EXCEPTIONAL!

But what are they gonna do about the dick I sprouted after using them?!?!?!

*rage*

You are shameless, Ruth. *throws elbow*

I hope you wrote an online review.

“...lent an unnecessary grim and morbid dimension to an otherwise happy family show.”

I know exactly how the Cardi/Nicki feud began:

Whatever they did, no way are they the only brand to have done it. I have long assumed online reviews are somewhat corrupted. There’s even a site to run Amazon reviews through (or at least that’s how my husband uses it) to rate how “authentic” they seem.

I swear that “allegations” has repeatedly been used in C.K. stories and every time I’m like, “Where is the liability in removing that word?!” But this is Kneepads and, god forbid, they lose access to a star by writing an unapproved headline.

Excellent reference!

Oh my god, I hate you!