Blonde or brown? Blonde is Amy Sedaris, and brown is Paul Dinello.

Follow-on analysis - which restaurant chain has most of these dishes on its menu (or collective, nation-wide menu)? I think it's Denny's.

If 100,000 street fight videos are filmed, will one look just like Ryne Sandberg and John Elway recreating the ending fight scene from Any Which Way You Can?

You'd think they'd have plenty of anti-inflammatories at an athletic field. But maybe they needed anti-flammatories?

Feeling trapped in your domicile? Forced to spend time with the old ball-and-chain? Join the support group that helps you forget the one promise you thought you'd never regret: I Can Bear It!

Having an itchy elbow is a sign you secretly hate your friends.

It's too bad how life choices work out. Seven years ago you could've read an unusual book, which would've lead to meetings with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and maybe they would've accepted your purely voluntary efforts to help them and their cause, then you would be at about the same place you are now. Except you…

FYI - It hasn't been claimed yet.

It's OK. Manti has people here in San Diego who will comfort him.

Hey Sean, I'll be at Disney at the same time, though I'm not running this year. If you catch someone staring at you, who then quickly looks away and avoids further eye contact, just consider that as my way of saying "Hi!"

I did that race before in a similar set-up. You end at Epcot late at night, where the long lines…

This episode was filmed prior to season 5. In my opinion, Season 5 had too many scenes of people just standing around talking. But this series ending episode was a good episode.

Babylon 5.

Seeing the word "penultimate" makes me want to punch someone.

We are getting Houston-Seattle here in San Diego for the Fox early game. 506 has updated their map. I'll miss my weekly dose of the gentle musings of John Lynch, but Tim Ryan has his own special charm.

At first I thought it was inappropriate because of the timing, but then I saw it was a recent match and held in the Southern Hemisphere, so the referee's outfit was not season inappropriate.

I read the original article. I now have my own missing 18 minutes, due to the Cindy Lange-Kubick stretch.

After Affect
When reporters for a leading sports magazine use shoddy fact-checking to expose the ugly compromises that huge, athletics-driven revenue has on the modern university, it dawns on them that their own swimsuit issue generates an inordinate amount of revenue, but then they realize introspection doesn't pay…

Who wouldn't want the same wedding venue as Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean?

Every time an NFL safety gets injured, there's at least one out-of-work safety that does his own version of a fencing response.

The last thing I remember before waking up Monday morning was that on Thursday I bought an 11 lb. jar of Nutella and that it was full, rather than empty.