You'd think with such high income Messi wouldn't need to resort to tax fraud and instead would enjoy a high-performing portfolio of investments. But I hear he will be using the same excuse he always uses when accused of wrong-doing - "Lack of growth."

Expect Victor Salva to volunteer to direct a movie about this event called Powder II, though he'll probably want it be a Little League re-enactment.

Juvenile Macular Degeneration Sufferer Gets Tougher With Juvenile Degenerate

Straws, beware of grasping.
"I got your back, Straws."
-an unsuspecting camel

Yes, but the 22 minute mark has another AJ story that is worth listening to. Best to just watch the entire video instead of reading my misleading comments.

At around the 22 minute mark

Maphori really shouldn't have been happy to hear that if Grandma needs to drive eight hours for the Mickey doll, he gets a Winnie necklace.

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The Stink Around The Pink

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Not as bad as the fight that broke out at the annual Gallo Winery Soccer Tournament. No one knew it had spread to the warehouse until someone yelled out "Ripple fight!"

I have an extreme fetish for vintage arms, so my safe phrase when I've got an overnight session at my local seniors community is always "Reggie Smith."

I'm sorry Sean, but if you are not familiar with the prestigious firm of Ice Miller, then you should just take a peek at their client list for their NCAA compliance practice. Knowing they're proud to have provided services to universities like Rutgers should fill you with an appropriate level of confidence.

With this post, I'm breaking the embargo on the winning cover.

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OMG - I had my own absurd experience with Lebron last night. I have this recurring dream where I'm in a locker room after a wrestling meet and I'm the only member of my high school wrestling team not sweaty and exhausted. During the dream I spend a lot of time apologizing for missing my match, but no one responds to…

When I have to keep my hands safe in a messy environment, I always wear these. They seem to be hypoallergenic on both the inside and outside.

Obscure NASCAR handsign #41 - "Keep your sphincter closed for 300 more laps"

There's one mechanical issue he doesn't have to worry about - it's been quite a few Memorial Days since John Clayton had to check his spare tire for under-inflation.

If you're trying to be "healthy and upscale" ... why are you eating cheeseburgers?