(1)What type of financial advice - or even actual financial advisors - does MLB or the MLBPA provide to ballplayers? Or is that left to the agents?

When his dog Bruce's lady friend was just a big-pawed puppy he first tried calling her Ms. Paws. Then he embraced his steroid past, giving her the name of Andro. But as usual Jose is blaming his troubles on a lady, since he always complains how "Andro Paws is a bitch!"

Dear Nate Jackson:

Buried the lede. The real story is Luke Ridnour, who is now living hand-to-mouth.

Unlawful Double Entry

Telling the same joke two minutes later is bad synoptics.

Oh well, the nativity story was told twice in the Gospels, too.

"Every damn thing they had was fake," St. Mary claims. "But it looked official."

By wrestling standards it was a success - he achieved a 3-count before the clock expired.

And I thought the Ward cleaver would wait to come only in June.

"Sure, you can not fail a drug test and survive the suspension, but good luck after that."

Here's some Raysism that made me laugh.

A clever PT charged him $$ for a "Sarcopenia Workout," so as to "earn that muscle a trophy."

Usually it's administrators, not grad students, who are rewarded by creative stall tactics.

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Soon there'll be no way he can stop swallowing his "fourth-year fifth" unless one of the other five decides to turn him around.

Confusion or no confusion, your workout is intense.

Easy to understand - Fox likes outsourcing and the coder was told to "86 the birthdate."

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