This happened in Philly, not Detroit.

Didn’t wanna laugh. Did anyway.

Damn this is a good one

Jesus, it’s disturbing headlines Mad Libs night at Gawker Media.

Everybody’s a film critic these days (except for Jason Pierre-Paul).

With or without the Hulkbuster?

Tom Brady thinks corporate sponsorship is more important than hard hitting journalism

That’s bronze, Jerry! BRONZE!

Tom Brady flies a confederate flag from his tanker truck as he steals water from small California towns to drive back to the East coast to water his lawn. Twice. A. Week.

Tom Brady ruined Deadspin.

If the NFL wants to see Brady and the Patriots lose this thing so badly they should just get Eli Manning involved.

Tom Brady shoots cell phone videos in portrait.

Pro wrestling GIFs might be my favorite GIFs.

The Rocky GIF is also my favorite.

I’ve watched this at least 20 times since uploading it. I will now go watch it 20 more.

Hard to top Barry’s, but this is a gift that never stops giving:

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Wimpy?! But he's got a tattoo. A tattoo!!