He’s just playing to his fan base...

“In 2003, the Jets invented the scam of charging fans $50 a year to stay on their season ticket waiting list”

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Construction Time Again is a good album choice — I don’t think Penn State wants to hear anything off of Violator.

Gee, I would have thought “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” would be a better fit for Penn State/Illinois.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

You’re probably right. They would sign her immediately and fast track her to the main roster. Even Lesnar has three losses on his UFC record (but I don’t think he got beat this badly) so it’s not like having a loss would necessarily be a bad thing. I know Ronda said she wants to do WWE, but I wouldn’t be surprised if…

I don’t know if it’s happening any time soon. Believe me, the WWE wanted her to go in there undefeated and be their female Lesnar. The allure of Rousey is partially gone for now unless she can come back, beat Holm in a rematch and otherwise start kicking ass again. This wasn’t a close 3-round decision she lost, it was…

She’s gotta put the Bella Twins over while Sasha Banks inexplicably waits backstage. Ronda’s gotta throw in some casual internalized misogyny if we’re going full WWE female characterization here.

She’s a jobber now. Doesn’t deserve to be at WrestleMania.

she got punched in the face a bunch

“SOME SAY RONDA ROUSEY STARTED THE #DIVAREVOLUTION, MAGGLE! NINENINETYNINE!”

Neither did Ronda.

The most feverish dream could not concoct this image.

Oh

I get it, I get it, Simmons calls his dad a lot. But why are you using his picture on this article?

I’ll give you Scott Van Pelt (even though he only returned a few weeks ago) but Dan LeBatard?? Are you fucking kidding me??? Have you seen that piece of shit show with his dimwit dad??? That show is the definition of insufferable and that motherfucker sold his Baseball Hall of Fame vote to kinja!

God DAMN this is just brilliant.

Yes.