Phew, thank god they kept that uber-distraction Michael Sam off an active roster, huh guys?

Should have known Peterson was looking for a switch when he called Jerry Jones a few weeks back.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

one brand of feminism is telling people how to be a feminist... guess which one is jezebel?

surprised this hasn't been posted yet (that i could find). the suck is dripping off this picture so much it gives me an erection.

Wes Welker was not the only bronco walking around the Kentucky Derby high on amphetamines.

Redskins fans share a fandom conference with Philadelphians, the kind of New Yorkers who also cheer for the Yankees, and Dallas Cowboy fans. And yet, manage to be the worst of the lot.

I think this has been the best one so far.

I also was a wedding DJ for a few years, you WOULD probably believe the amount of people who requested "Brass Bonanza" as their reception party walk in song.

+1 to you sir! LMFAO force one of my cats from the couch shakin' her head — yes, a cat SMHing is a sight to be seen!

Jesus H. Christ, that was a shock to scroll down to. +1

Oh my fucking God. +1

You, sir, get a +1.

+1 round of nightmares

I HATE YOU

Is it bad that the only reaction I had to that was, "OMG THERE'S AUBREY PLAZA PICS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE?!?!?1111?!?!1?!??"

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

You guys are such hipsters.