Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

This post cuts the Jets fan in me more than any other fan quote in this story. The truth hurts.

That's really kind of sad. But kinda true.

Agreed. Keith doing SportsCenter is cool and all, but now I'll never get to watch his show due to having a job. Hopefully they will still replay it at 10 or 11pm so I can keep it in the rotation of Stewart/Colbert and Office and Seinfeld re-runs.

You would have had a much better time if you started your 24 hour marathon 24 hours later. Between the seasons 3-7 was the show's best.

I'd say he's already in midseason form, but I'm not sure if he's ever gotten that far.

A song to all the DUANers who are doing shit on Friday night instead of being here:

This Simpsons marathon is fantastic.

How punchable is Petchesky?

"It was the worst of times, it was really the worst of times."

your head is really, really big. I now want a Jumbo Jack and 2 tacos for $.99

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

Or there were things in the report that he didn't want made public. I find it interesting that he was so gung-ho about getting the full report released a month ago and has now made nice.

Or maybe he didn't have a case.

I DON'T TRUST ANY SOUTHERNER THAT'S FROM THE NORTHERN PART OF THE SOUTH.

"As the smartest, you're probably the leader,"

The Niners had already shown they're really good at concessions by keeping Aldon Smith on the team.

A Stark Industries spokesperson said War Machine would be placed on paid administrative leave pending an internal investigation.