I ordered an Ariana Grande last night. If you think this picture is bad, you should have seen my stool this morning.

It's the new fourth meal combo option at Taco Bell

I have had just about enough pictures of bodily contortions and stool on this weblog for one day, thanks very much.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

On the plus side, it looks like he's finally gonna see some court time.

Greg Schiano just needed a few more years to show what he could do.

A Schiano man spends all night making rape Gifs and has his teenage son post them on jezebel in half our intervals.

now if QB Bills can only win his case against Tecmo

He partied with The Beatles in '68.

I know that picture is supposed to be a joke, but I just can't take it seriously. Tony La Russa awake behind the wheel of a car? Come on...

THE GAWD

He's what Ron Jeremy would look like had he sticked to a diet.

The Temple Of Groom

"Hey, Yoenis. Looks like you've been..."

'Gansetts are for when you and your buddies rent a house out on the shore of Misquamicutt, spend the day going to Newport to bet on some dog races, and then come back to pass out on the beach as the sun goes down.

I was a freshmen at Notre Dame when our football team went on a miraculous run leading to an undefeated season. We had settled to watch the SEC title game between Georgia and Alabama desperately hoping Georgia would pull off the upset when Lolo Jones tweeted something along the lines of preemptively congratulating…

I don't know of any athletes or other sports figures that have me blocked, but I am followed by Fernando Tatis. I am, however, blocked by Patton Oswalt and Kevin Smith.

Jose Canseco tweeted about seeing Bay Area sports personality (and former MLBer) FP Santangelo partying at the Playboy Mansion on New Years Eve with ladies that...were not his wife.

I tweeted back to Jose telling him that "snitches get stitches."

He replied.

As a Skins fan, I can only shake my head sadly and say "d'oh".