Dennis Miller.

"Fuck Burneko."

"Fuck Pearl Jam."

you're welcome.

Milan Lucic is threatening to kill you.

To be clear, the Jets nearly won the AFC championship game the season they did "their reality show" also known as Hard Knocks on HBO, which many other teams have done as well. Facts matter, dummies.

Finally America will get to see what rampant displays of homoeroticism look like OFF the field.

Queers: 1

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Sorry dude. I think it's time for you to fly Han style. Solo.

Cena-mon Toast Crunch

DEEEEEvon...Get the tables!!!

God these Euro players just can't stop diving.

Attitude Era?

Paige is so fuckin hot

As a whole, best first round series of playoff hoops ever even before we get to Game 7 Weekend. Double that with the equally terrific NHL playoffs going on right now, and it's a goddamned good time to be a sports fan.

I didn't realize that PFTCommenter was such a movie buff!

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

V. Stiviano for Vendetta