That's how Jimmy Fallon got a career.

I was in that pool when they had us get out to find some guy a good five minutes later, drowned and unbelievably blue - had to be '85 0r '86. At that time it was basically a free-for-all and there was a short slide near the top, as well as just a ledge to jump off. First dead body for me. We left after that. Drove…

I have 2 older brothers who I saw go down it back in the early/mid 90s. Sadly I was too young/small to go myself. The funny part was when people came out, they couldn't stand up because the tarp was unbelievably slippery (and also they just got their head banged).

Sadly, the Cannonball Loop was already shut down when I made my lone visit to Action Park as a ten-year-old.

Oh yes, Traction Park. A rite of passage for Tri-State Area kids.

Only Bill O'Reilly can turn John Calipari into a sympathetic character.

unsatisfied with the results of his more subtle race baiting, O'Reilly spent the remainder of the interview pelting Calipari with "esspicy meat-a-balls."

her best friend was all like:

In our defense Quaid would be younger than our last QB prospect...

A lot of NFL players believe that consequences are something that happens to other people, and they've been shown nothing to suggest otherwise their whole life.

/Kaepernick slips on Beats headphones

Not that I'm against the religious fundamentalism/capitalism overlap conversation, but my sense is that money alone isn't really the point here, but rather getting funds to pay for the "Birthing of God's Mighty Warriors" aka the Quiverfull movement (and that's not liberal hyperbole, actual title of one of the…

James Dolan poops his pants in public, and dies.

Whoever taught Marchman how to eat cereal.

For Mark Sanchez to have been slightly injured on the play before the buttfumble, thus requiring him to sit one play out.

So the Undertaker really did win Wrestlemania.

Derek must be one of the new commenters.

Shhhh. It hurts more when you fight it.