I think I would have a tough time arguing that Pinkerton contains a single bad song. Such a good album.

I'm okay with you saying Susanne is their best song (though it isn't), as long as we can all just agree that Weezer never ever put out an album after Pinkerton.

yes, its always a victory when we can profile and categorize people. only the ever magical women are diverse and unique

Your forgot to mention he naps on the job.

Sorostitutes.

This guy upped the ante. The Dodgers only peed in the DBacks pool.

I'll drop it all for y'all ... if my homies call.

I'm in love with these two chicks. I don't know which one to pick ...

You've Been Taking Pepper Balls To The Chest, When You Should Be Eating Them, by Albert Burneko

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Donte's right. They aren't always "gang" signs. Sometimes they're traffic signs. But you can ignore those too.

Seems pretty late in the game to introduce a third leg as evidence.

Here we witness Billicus Belichick: in its unnatural habitat, giving birth to a very confused adult baby with glasses.

South Park explored this scenario.

For my first post evar (long time lurker), I offer this:

The best part of the bracket is that, if you look at the seeds closely, it's only a few months until college football season.

To be fair, nobody reads Jezebel for the critical thinking. You come either to have your beliefs validated, or you come to hate-read.