I mean, lovely face, super body, charisma, solid jabroni policy ... Reasons abound.

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

Porno Video Killed the Radio Star

Why not just have NPH host everything?

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

You left out the part of the article where Noah was drafted with one of the unprotected #1 picks the Knicks gave the Bulls for Eddie Curry (the other being LaMarcus Aldridge) while bidding against themselves. This should really be mentioned in every Knicks article, but especially this one. Also, it makes me look…

At least one half of Daft Punk came to her aid!

Guy brought it every night—grape player.

The 4:30 am-jog-before-your-meeting is some real 1% er shit.

The differences between him and the old one are Stark.

Wrong. Yuengling Light. Actually tastes like beer, is actually light beer.

Flavored Urine, Listed.

Baseball is here! I can even see the hotdogs!

"24 Brands of Water, Ranked"

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

yes

Denis: "I think it's getting..." [SNIFF] "...dusty in here."

Carmelo disapproves.

I hate to be a snitch, but it's well-known that during his time in Portland, Felton was hitting up this late-night spot almost every night:

Marchman madness.