Did he get paid for this?

Frankly I think it's unethical to post this on Deadspin without some kind of warning or label that it's satire.

Tim Marchman is 70.

Tastes, Ranked

#3 is clearly just trolling. Seriously, even the inventor of grape nuts knows they are fucking disgusting.

Eight of the top 13 would have me pooping at least twice before I even left home for work. This is bad.

Here is a list of breakfast cereals in no particular order, starting with something that cannot be confirmed as existing.

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

This is just awful and wrong.

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

Hey, you forgot, "Just a grapefruit in a bowl," Grandma.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

"Isolation? Christ even with him locked up they're still double-teaming me..."

now we're just beating a dead horse with these Incognito articles.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

If you read the article accompanying the picture, it makes a lot more sense. He has just been assigned by his new lieutenant at 21 Jump Street to infiltrate a middle school either near a trailer park or in the barrio.

Vote for Pedro?