If they want to eliminate kickoffs, just start every drive at the 20 and eliminate the damn kickoff.

Jezebel taking over Kotaku would look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

The second a team does a short high kickoff on purpose and a team returns it for 50 yards and the announcers say “that’s why you always go for a touchback” there will be backlash to the coach. As we have seen for years coaches do everything they can to avoid backlash, even by doing the “safe” move over the “correct”…

“Now the math is no longer in favor of booming a kick out the back of the end zone.”

We’ve had Tacos before, this Taco is no Dr Taco B M Monster.

I mean, it’s not like “Jango Glackin” would have been an easy cut so that’s fair. Kudos for all your hard work.

Sicnarf Loopstok is impossible to even read, let alone say, without at least cracking a smile.

So which hero of this game will get drafted one spot above the 2023 NBA MVP?

Kind of weird that the photo in the article is of Phil Hellmuth instead of Antonio

How about in the bottom of the 12th when Alcides Escobar sac-bunted with no outs and Speedy Orlando on 1st?

Or they avoided giving Germany much of a gameplan to defend against.

Just say, “I didn’t watch the US game” and move on, Billy, if you can’t find something to write about the home team when they played three new starters, pressed high, played the whole game in the Chinese half, and stifled any counterattack. More importantly, Abby Wambach sat on the bench, Carli Lloyd looked…

If the USWNT wins the World Cup playing exactly how they are playing (just doing enough on offense and strangling the life out of any offense that dares to bring the ball into the attacking third) will you still say that they need to evolve or die?

They did win their group.

It's a full sentence in a name, folks! How can you bet against a name that has a subject, verb, object AND a descriptive adjective?!

Baba, blumkin,
Have you any wood?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three cheeks full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little turd
Sliding down the drain

I MADE MANGKU PASTIKA

[Post-hearing press conference]

Also, I'm no typography nerd, but I'd think there are very few uses less appropriate for Comic Sans than this one. Is there a cartoon Eric Garner being hilariously choked to death on the back?

Of course the Cavs' shirts are in Comic Sans.