Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

I have been a reader for more than a decade. This site, its brilliant writers, staff, and commentators, has helped distract me through bad breakups, depression, sudden deaths in the family, and horrible bosses. It is a daily escape, a refuge to a place that makes one realize how ridiculous this whole pageant is.…

Anyone else recently finish Boom Town and now have to actively resist referencing it anytime the Thunder come up?

No BurgerTime or Tapper? Cancelled.

I feel that video games and non video games should be separate lists. Also I don’t know how Budweiser Tapper didn’t make the list.

First of all, how dare you, Mr. Westeros! Pope Thrower is objectively the better name. Secondly, as unofficial NOTY historian, I implore you to check your facts, sir! The worst NOTY voting travesty was in 2014 when Genghis Cohen — arguably the greatest NOTY name of all time — lost in the first round to Erby Ferby, a…

There is a zero percent chance he drops out of the top 5 with a knee injury.

So, PCB’s gripe is that he wasn’t bailed out by the correct application of a rule that in this case would have been terribly unjust?

If you think Kyrie is “arguably” great you haven’t watched him play enough.

Do you even watch the Knicks play? I like Frank and they should not give up on him, but prior to his benching he was absolutely fucking lost out there. I’m all for developing a guy, but continuing to run a player out there while he is literally putting up zeros isn’t going to help his development either, and its…

Original New York Seltzer. The best hands down.

Original New York Seltzer. The best hands down.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

In soccer terms, no.

The notion that the good doctor is illegitimate because he changed his name is downright un-American. Dr. Narwhals Mating is Jay Gatsby made real; a dreamer, the architect of his own reality, and a guy who really, really likes fucking whales. Vote Mating.

He will now be eligible to be disenchanted for full dust value.

As my old coach used to say, hit ‘em where they ain’t

LMAO you didn’t even read the actual article, you just wanted to dunk on a woman. Cool man cool guess I don’t have to waste time reading your shit ever again.

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I dunno, man. I don’t agree.