Does anyone under the age of 50 give a shit about PED use in MLB? The hand wringing always seems to come from old folks who can't fathom that players have been cheating forever.

2015 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
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I really like the idea of pretending no one knows who Mark Teixeira is

I don't like Olbermann's comparison to the Haynesworth suspension. For one, Haynesworth violated an on-field rule, something that is very literally against the rules of the game. Rice's suspension is one of those "protect the shield" punishments.

wait.. so Hainsworth stomping on someone head gets a provision because the person who's head he stomped on, was wearing "pounds of protective gear" ... not on his head???

Who is responsible when the team plays?" he said after the match. "Who is the coach? Who picks the team?

Simmons? Simmons, is that you?

The handball was something that any player in that pitch would do. It's not wrong to exchange a penalty and a red card for a handball: that's how the sport works. Also, the entire play started with a dive from Ghana, that earned them a free kick...

That wasn't even close to a "despicable tackle" Greg. No idea what your agenda is, but first off show the whole play with the posted gif, and not just the part to further your argument. Marchisio was running full speed with the ball. He wasn't standing still as your gif makes it seem. He even let up when the…

Dude was barely running at half speed. Reckless? YES. Despicable? Only if you are interested in hyperbole for clicks.

It seems the best way to deal with this issue is that all stoappages in play for that last 20 min or so get added back to stoppage time at a 100% rate. That way there's no incentive for milking things.

Gotta agree with this. The way the votes went, I think "Susan Poon" would have made the finals. Because it has POON in it guys, can you believe it?! That's a word for vagina, and it's in someone's NAME! *eyeroll *

Here's one too.

Of course the committee overlooks Dan Smith...what a joke!

"You call that a Wesley Snipes impression!?!"

It's amusing to read the Greek news reports chronicling his NBA adventure, especially the part where they refer to his team as the "Milwaukee 250.6067514893 Drachmas."

One thing that is absolutely driving me up the wall are all the witless wonders that I've never heard up shouting from the rooftops about how Dan Le Batard, who I have heard of, is just out for recognition.

I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

When asked what the secret to his success was, Marshawn placed a hand in his pocket and reached for a pack of Skittles before promptly being gunned down.

Poor Humphries. Dude's gonna be a huge public laughingstock now.