I like to scare the hell out of people with my Knights of Columbus hair cut. They assume that I will toe the White Male line, but then I open my mouth and they realize that “HOLY SHIT HE’S A FUCKING FEMINIST COMMUNIST DEVIL WORHSHIPPER.” Your interesting colored hair is a defense, not an offense. I also have a…

WFAN’S fan base is unemployed Shop-Rite buggy pushers, racists from Bogota, and douches named Sal who live in Matawan and have no visible means of support. These are the last people left would would vote for Krispy Kreme. My favorite part of his personality is his LOATHING of Rutgers. Despite 8 years of outright…

There’s no rule. It’s a bullshit “unwritten, gentlemanly” thing. I watch the German Eurosport feed of the TdF, because NBCSN has become unwatchable with the constant whoring the b-team announcers do and English Eurosport has, easily, the worst commentators on the planet. The Germans were in agreement that you can…

And you better never fuck up on a Delta buddy pass as the shit rains down on the person who gave you the pass.

There is also the problem of people who move to warm places thinking that warm weather will make their lives better. It doesn’t.

It’s also just about bankrupt as an organization. If it has to reorganize and miss a year, watch UCI give the US a grand tour in replacement for the year and buh-bye for the Vuelta. I went to a Pyrenees stage in 2001 and it was searing hot and the steeps were brutal with embellished by really shitty roads.

This is actually a bullshit result because of half of the field being given the final finish time. There are clear gaps. I know the GC contenders were on each other’s wheels, but guys just outside the top 10 came in ahead of them with space and seconds. This tour was set up to punish froome, but with Sagan out,…

OK. That made me slightly aroused. Let’s call it “Tina Fey aroused.”

For non-lax people: 24-12 is a beat down.

Plus +1 under the breath assertion.

Fun fact: Spencer acts this way because his research program failed and the .gov won’t fund him any longer. He has to be a secondary PI on projects. If you are 37 years out from your PhD and you are still middle author on papers nobody reads, you get bitter. And yes, you will find his CV and it will say that he is…

College Professor here: It’s basically a four-year-long series of sports tickets and drinking off campus in the student slum. The place is a joke. How can you tell which PhD is a Baylor professor? Look for the one with her foot out of the door.

Gaming is not a sport.

One of the benefits of living in the Northeast is being able to tell dealers, eh, I will go to XYZ over in Westchester. They throw themselves in front of your car as you try to pull out of the lot.

If the Celtics don’t do anything, the team is better. If they do something, they are only going to make the better than it is right now. It’s unbelievable, but true. There is no way they can fuck up the free agent market. None.

God is dead.

I am soooooooo looking forward to a browser plug in to block Compete trash.

Morrissey hated Thatcher too. He also was in a band that released an album called “The Queen is Dead.”

kill it with fire

I live where it snows like a cast-iron motherfucker and there are a metric shitton of unpaved forest roads. Proud owner of a Wrangler and a Subaru. That said, the Sahara package makes me want to punch kittens.