Especially if they add diesel options. The cylinder 2 death problem on the 2012 Pentastar engines is a grand example. My 2013 came from the dealer with “if you see a mis-fire on cylinder 2, bring it in immediately, but the problem has been dealt with.”

We would catch two male blue crabs and dig a hole akin to a gladiator coliseum. Put the males in the hole, which was too big for them to crawl out, and place your bets, boys. MMA crustacean style. When the battle had finished, you popped them in the pot with the others. You should only eat male blue crabs. Throw the…

It’s basically the outcome of lots of acid and concatenating The Dark Trilogy albums. It was the peak for Smith. Nothing else has been nearly as good. Great band live, but, fuck me, I saw them for $5 in 1983 and $35 in 1990 and I am not paying 7x more to see them now.

I’ve spent a good deal of time in England and my colleagues there explained it me as such: “Most people just don’t care about the Royals. The institution is merely a tourist attraction. The people who do care are either fascists, dimwits, or both. There’s also the upper class folks who use the Royal Family as a…

Your map is old. Florida south of I-4 roughly was changed in 2015 to Cwc and South Georgia to Cfa in 2016. Keep trying. It’s anticipated that the American Southeast south of Charlotte, NC will move to Cfa by 2035. Also, the worm was discovered long ago, so what is your point.

I nailed the Jubilee race for a cool grand. From my couch. Wearing pajamas.

Would not HOON. Would drive with pride. Slowly.

It is only found in the tropics, until recently. It follows that the climate has changed to allow it to thrive. If you read the scientific articles attached to the rest of the piece, you will see that non tropic temperature regimes kill it off. Florida has been shifted in its Köppen classification for about 10 years…

Gym: Shorts with canoes. I keep them for a year. Underwear: My wife throws them away and buys new. I never know when or by what criteria they go.

You never have to worry about parts for MB. Every car they have ever made has full parts support forever. Seriously. Here’s the trick: You have to be Warren Buffett to afford the parts. Are you Warren Buffett?

To die by his side would be a heavenly way to die.

Fuck horse. Get a cheap lease on a douchecanoe.

And could probably GM the Knicks better as well.

Can I have a child with you?

You are a MB-Certified, trained-in-Deutschland shade tree mechanic with all of the diagnostic gear, special tools, and a bottomless pit of cash? Can I be your friend?

You can’t fucking kill them.

Get an Anatolian Shepherd. Same size. Trust issues on first contact. Affectionate otherwise. Scares the fuck out of people who don’t understand that they are big goofs once they accept that you are cool with “their people.” Downside: Tend to be smarter than their owners and run as fast a greyhound. Can be taught to…

Late to the game here. I was a philosophy major in college. And I won 4 days straight on Jeopardy! in the early 2000s. And I make more money that you.

He’s gritty and he hustles.