How can I convince my wife that Chicken Tikka Masala IS NOT A FUCKING INDIAN DISH. It is British. Just because it has curry and shit in it, doesn’t make it Indian. 

Take a star you bastard.

Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

I am tempted to call Child Protective Services every time I see someone hauling kids in a GM minivan of this vintage.

I drove a Bolt the other day as the dealer had one on the lot. I hate GM, but that is a fucking fine car even if it has electrons coming out the tail pipe. I couldn’t believe the fit and finish.

See what happens when you get rushed!!!!

Andrea De Cesaris was the model for this fact. RIP though.

This is all fake. There was no shooting. All of the people involved are at home taking a day off. Anybody who dies didn’t exist at all in the first place. Where are their birth certificates?

My erection. My god. My erection.

NP despite that ruptured abortion of a V8.

And a place where you can get a ticket that in everyone place in the country is $300 and 3 points, but in Virginia it is all that and 3 nights in jail.

The Horror. The Horror.

I literally take 2 through Gardner to visit my kid at UMASS. 2. It adds 30 minutes to the trip but it is nothing like the Death Race 3000 that is the MassPike.

I used to go to the WRAL studios for tapings and you would never have known that they were cross-promoting for different outfits. The story lines were pretty much seamless from what you watched on TV except they would some times shoot multiple promos for different venues/markets so they could say “Tully Blanchard! I…

I cannot wait to see his Senate campaign. Can. Not. Wait.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Turnpike doesn’t go to Philly

Kelly watch the stars
Kelly watch the stars
Kelly watch the stars
Kelly watch the stars
The stars the stars the stars

If you look closely at goatse, he’s wearing a wedding ring.

No. If Pence knew that there was a Russian gambit before the election, he’s in Spiro Agnew land.