One does not eat toothpicks.

Ah, they were both fired before the game

The only thing Magary’s piece is missing is a burning non sequitur takedown of the men’s fencing team at Rutgers.

You magnificent renminbi +1

Legalize marijuana. Now.

Male AC students assume that life is an eight ball of coke, a mid range Maserati, and getting an SEC violation straight out of their Goldman Sachs internship. Seriously douchey douches

Rooney has won championships. This is an analogy fail

No. They are objectively bad. Only ~10% of funds go to their programs. They rest is overhead. It’s a racket.

Wait. I thought Dez Bryant was the best yesterday. He tweeted it and everything. Proof.

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Good luck with that. Schutt helmets are $139 per head across several million youth players

He’d better shit us Tiffany cuff links

Was your room lined in ermine?

+1 count of keeping house for bawdy purposes

Ray Davies is an asshole, but he’s an interesting asshole to have a pint with. My two hours with him in a bar in Tennessee were worthy of a book. He’s a bullshitter’s bullshitter.

I would say that Bannon looks like every 50ish Hampden-Sydney grad that never made it north of Chesterfield, but he went to VaTech which explains oh so much about him.

No. he doesn’t have access to that stuff. It doesn’t work that way. If he were to ask: give me everything on beantown1, the NSA would say “you have to ask a specific question, sir.” And then they would tell him “we don’t keep files on us citizens. That’s the FBI.” He’d get similar answers there but would get what he…

Pretty much the entire student body at Hampden-Sydney

Open anti-semitism is the norm at Liberty. That a lots and lots of anal sex.

In a sportsmanship gesture, Mt Union awarded the entire state of Ohio a Bachelors of Arts degree.