Bonnaroo is a motherfucking miserable festival. Tennessee in June. Your ass sweat has ass sweat. Mosquitos as big as crows. The place smells like the hellmouth by noon on Friday. And that’s the VIP-you-paid-extra-for area.

Incorrect.

You left out “cokehead.” Breitbart came by that bad ticker with a mirror and a razor. Lord’s work!

I guess I have to qualify it: GaTech baby boomer grads who got a degree before 1968.

Naw. That’s Chris Christie and Rutgers.

Goes for Georgia Tech and Cal Tech as well. Ugh.

Which was Nietzsche’s grand point, nicht wahr?

Fun fact: 1st generation Harvard grads are insufferable. I work with a lot of them in academia. They honestly think they are better than anybody who has an undergraduate degree from any other school including some Ivies (Cornell, Penn, Brown, and Dartmouth). They tolerate Yale and Princeton grads.

I know of a 1969 Elan S4 sitting in a garage in a Northeastern State that will never see the light of day again because the owner is incapable of getting that engine cranking. Incapable. Put batteries and an electric powerplant in it. Put the engine and transmission online for sale. Drive it. Stop kidding yourself…

I have a colleague who is a famous polar regions expert. She’s a nice, gentle person. There is nothing quite like seeing her clean her 50 caliber bear rifle before leaving for field work. The polar bears see their tents as burritos. Still, BEARS!

A wrecked immune system and diabetes I am guessing.

That’s not how population statistics work. Signed, PhD in Demography.

Went outside my house I went down to the Delhi
I spent my last dime to refill my fat belly
I got runs galime, I got runs galilla
And I got more runs than Huggins, Miller.

Football is a team sport in which 10 other players ensure the success of one player: the QB. It’s one reason that football is both awesome and an evolutionary dead end as a game.

Not on Chrome on Apple.

In a way, it is an exceedingly fair way to punish offenders. If it had been in Virginia, Selanne would have been dragged to a county jail, booked, deloused, then forced to do 3 days in jail, plus a $350 fine. All for pushing the go pedal a little too much.

Finland has some of the heftiest speeding fines in the world. The fines based on your income using a formula where daily disposable income is divided by 2 and that’s the fine. Teemu Selanne, the hockey player, got drilled for $40K in 2004 for 15 over the speed limit.

I hesitate to call anything the Ricketts do as classy, but....

Standing room only tickets are the best deal at Fenway, otherwise, just watch it on TV.