He was a talented asshole ballplayer. I was got to see him play in his last year in SF against the Dodgers. He was out there in left being lazy for eight innings. He loafed two line drives with one hops and ran balls back into the infield after flyouts instead of tossing them into the stands. Eighth inning. He ends…

Dave Hart dodges another bullet on his way to delivering a 7-5 season in Knoxville. The whole university has become an open joke from the sports world to academia.

To be fair, there was a nutty hop off the wall, but that’s not the fielder’s fault. And, while, Altruve professionally took care of the base running by sliding, he could have easily stood up for that triple.

American League Baseball: Walk, Hit by pitch, strike out swinging, Cecil Fielder hits three run dinger.

As a UT alum (grad school), I will never forget her telling any male administrator at the school to go straight to hell if it they didn’t like it. Dave Hart can only get away with his evil bullshit because she left. I started giving to her Alzheimer’s foundation instead of UT when she founded it. Fuck that Glorified…

Wow. So we are both right. I bet you are a gas at parties.

That was not a female.

This. I own a Jeep Wrangler and it gives me zero problems. It’s also a 2013 which is the SECOND year of the Pentastar engine and it is a manual tranny. My only gripe is the shitty factory soft top. Change the oil regularly and the transfer and diff fluids on time and it's all good and all easy DIY.

Notably, national anthems are played before major league sporting events.

The three greatest lies ever told: Diamonds are scarce, Madonna doesn’t have herpes, and Wayne Rooney.

They are more talented than the lot of them as club professionals. Italian football is like watching dogs fuck. So fucking cynical.

There are three international sides that can play with the Argentines right now: Chile, Germany, and Portugal. Chile is insanely good and playing way above their heads. Germany is Germany. Portugal is an on going disappointment of epic proportions. Their Golden Generation started playing just after Henry the Navigator…

Serbia could, on a great night, win against the US.

Silicon Valley “genius” got out worked by Cleveland “shot and beer.” This means Trump wins.

Scientists investigate and discover principles. Engineers apply those principles. One does not experiment when building a bridge. Engineering if a science, is science for Southern Baptists. All of the fun with none of the implications.

My favorite part of this ending is that all of the rest of the EPL fans had to watch an LFC man get the job done.

Math is a liberal arts major. Keep trying.

The highest paying major out of college is not engineering. You’ll never guess what it is. Also, science degrees are, by definition, liberal arts degrees. Engineers are not scientists.

Fuck you. The Pinklets are here to save us all. I think the oldest one is 15ish.

Written by a white person.