+8

I refuse to believe that this man is a good father — Donald Trump

The city of Columbus will either build him a monument or a rail to ride him out. There is no in-between with this motherfucker.

For all of the “likely story” people: I burned one down with Woody Harrelson. A good friend is did a bunch of work for Harrelson for some reason. Harrelson was coming through town and called him up saying “hey lets get a beer.” I was already at the bar when they showed up. My friend sat down beside me and Woody…

The astonishing inability of Americans, in general, to hold their liquor blows my mind.

+0.200

Full archer pose. That’s a mild concussion at least.

Why is the default bourbon always represented as Maker’s Mark? Such a shitty bourbon.

+32

I can tell you this: Clinton has a dossier on every single possible opponent in every single possible scenario. When I was in college (1990), I had a bad run-in with George Allen. I posted a humorous account of this event on a long dead blog. In 2008, I was interviewed by a Clinton operative about this incident.

+0.200

The US is finally catching up to world football powers with this turn of events. We are now in the 1980s.

You may never see this but he is talking about US58 between Galax and Damascus.

I give it a +1.086. The appeal to Bond was a nice touch.

It’s a hard race between MI and Bourne, but I am going with Bourne because even 2 and 3 felt just a little indie compared to MI franchise. Also there’s this existential element of being trapped within oneself that can’t exist in MI (because of the campiness) that is all over the Bourne series. I hate that they killed…

Florida State’s marketing department makes its own walls, baby.

Shallow Grave is a once a year watch for me. I get something new out of it every time.

You aren’t around colleges these days. I teach at a state university. Quite a good one at that. There are kids who are “poor as church mice,” but the general pattern is “Brand new car, latest skis, luxury apartment, and plenty to eat and drink.”

Go down on Canal St with a person who can read Chinese and be appalled by what some of the signage says up to and including offers of top price paid for “soft girls for in house work”