No shit. If one, just one, woman in a salon was trafficked into the US, then to prison with the owner of the salon. What’s the sentence for slavery and human trafficking in the US? 15 years to life on each count.

Why do you hate America?

In Tennessee, that’s called Haslamic Lightning.

+0.08

This afternoon’s Michael Kay puke fest is going to be fucking comedy gold. Last week, that miserable bastard trolled the Mets fans like a champion with “I make lots of money doing this job and you don’t.” For which, he was quickly told to apologize apologized. I hope the Mets fans call into that asshole and his Gimp…

I now that Geno Auriemma is an asshole of gaping goatse proportions.

Geno Auriemma posted Luke’s bail saying, “He’s the kind of fan UCONN women’s basketball needs. The manager was the one being a bitch.”

Suh: Well, he can always go back and take the spot from Strahan he gave up to coach here.

At Tennessee, they are called “Vol Hostesses” and they are there to do exactly what you think. Why do they wear orange blazers? So they can find them easily in the dark.

He was a decent fucking QB despite the fat kid jokes. Ryan Fitzpatrick wishes he had that arm.

+googol - 1.

The semiotics of spraying beer in each others face. Baseball is for men!

Will be whittled down? Baseball is chipping away at baby boomers now by virtue of mere human mortality rates.

Babe Ruth never called a shot or talked shit. He was a good Christian and went to bed early after a glass of warm milk and his prayers.

You don’t like Spics and Niggers do you?

Yeah, we pay federal taxes that flow to shitholes like South Carolina, Tennessee, and Mississippi.

In a series between the Cards and Mets, I am pulling for alien invasion and mind-control enslavement in a crystal mine.

Is that you Blaise Pascal?

I have this sitting on my desk in the stack. I am thinking of just leaving in on a park bench somewhere.

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).