Like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, a towel "is about the most massively useful thing," you can have.

Keep in mind the 360 and PS3 are from 8 years ago...

yeah I just thought about that too. I'm starting my kickstarter for a condom attached screen wipe project. you know, just in case for those though moments.

The last time I was this amazed, my babysitter removed her thumb and reattached it.

If you can't immediately understand this "illusion" you are a fucking idiot. How is this an article?

Every day. Cause where Apple isn't, another (read: Samsung) is. And that's all it takes for the latter to be more than the former.

Don't forget Guyana.

There was another artist! On the grassy knoll! This wasn't the work of a lone painter!

I totally disagree...and I seem alone here?

I'll just leave this here:

We're a few synapsis sensors away...

People want babies. If you are old enough to post here nobody wants you, so even if your mom tries to sell you no one will buy you. So you are safe :)

They include one cable, and it's the one you don't need when you're "out and about." Poor design decision.

I figured it was free because they already make you buy their branded hardware, and can just bake the OS cost into that.

Cool design idea, and then that plastic dial ruins it all. This is a fail.

That would be cool if it wasn't for that terrible dial. It makes an, otherwise, ethereal and mysterious product look obviously man-made. Overall, though, I'd give him a B+.

I, for one, don't care about the standard UI design, because I can change it to whatever I like, if I want to.

Hand placement in this picture, is the new way to "properly" hold the phone for full functionality.

Almost there...