My favorite articles are the ones that have Britney Spears rewards at the end of them.

I’m not positive how I feel about this. Does your right to autonomy and your right to make decisions about your own reproduction extend to when you’re deceased? My gut says yes, but I can’t think of a really solid logical reason why it should, since you’re dead and you literally dgaf anymore.

Coming this summer....Emma Stone is...Rachel Dolezal

Yeah, not to mention that no one has asked these directors to be this exacting. They’re just proposing what they believe to be an alternate extreme, so they can make the obvious and simple solutions sound unrealistic.

It’s funny how the only time Hollywood studios actually use “colorblind casting” is when they cast a white person in a roll that’s not white.

After a very exhaustive casting process, we ultimately went with the best actress for the part.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

Not the only one. For all that people might have been charmed by Jess’s silly bad-boy angst and Dean’s aw-shucks fumbling, neither of them were legitimately quality partners long-term. Logan was dumb in a lot of ways because of being, what, 21? But he clearly had something in him that would’ve matured into a decent…

i believe that melissa mccarthy couldn’t go because she was doing press for Spy? at least this is what i tell myself to fall asleep at night

Perfect. I had Afaux-American

Yeah, considering that humans like to blame everyone when one person in a group does something, I can imagine that mixed race men and women will be verbal targets for the next few days. I’m already seeing these jokes:

FAUX-LATTO

I mean this is clearly a sick woman we are dealing with. On the other hand,with what little I know about her, I’d take everything she said with a grain of salt.

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

Sadly, based on interviews she has given in the past, it sounds like she has had a very rough life. According to Rachel, her parents were abusive, and when she was an adult her parents adopted 3 young black children; around the same time, she began altering her appearance. Also around this same time, she allegedly was…

As someone who went to high school there, I can’t think of any way of describing it other than this is the most Spokane thing I’ve seen in a while. I wish I was surprised. I have to say “offensive and hilarious” is a great descriptor for Spokane. It should really be the city motto.

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

Can she guest-edit jezebel for a week? I want to see a piece on menstrual cups and GOT reviews from her perspective!

We like to keep it to those women who are professional, managerial, with a really high income.