...Actually kind of proud of this? For me, it’s sort of like I’m 2 and I just shit in the toilet for the first time, and I want everyone to see and be proud of me.
“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
Dude I sometimes have fun with. I wasn’t aware my tits needed to be fucked properly till he told me. I found out 4 days later he had a brand new girlfriend. Hence the emojii name.
Is it allowed to be intentionally stupid?
Mr. Dr. Yoga Nerd MD got really drunk with his friends in like the first month we were dating and texted me something like “I wanna fuck you in high heel black boots”
I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.
I’m surprised the song was as popular as it was. Alternate title: “I’m a Raging Asshole.”
Is this not the worst song though? He’s literally describing every asshole high school/college boyfriend, right?
I don’t know if I want to be you or have sex with you and I imagine you get that a lot.
Yes, because the world has a shocking lack of thin sex workers in major cities.
Also, the fact that men (you?) will ‘fuck anything’ doesn’t really translate into men happily paying $400 per hour (before tip) for the privilege of doing so. You DO understand how economics works, I assume?
As a side note, my high horse is…
like i keep reading this and i would love for you to run the world and my life and the universe.
SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY AT YOUR QUEENLINESS
I’m really optimistic about this post and comments. Jezebel and Millihelen have been so good for me over the past few years. I think they’ve kept me from going all the way into the abyss. I have such a bad body image problem. It started giving me panic attacks, so I just started a new anxiety med, and I’m going to an…
Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.
This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…
Fat AND happy here. I’m just a few years and a few pounds more than you. I love fashion and have clothing, shoes, and accessories that I love and tend to err to the side of “dressy” in most situations. I love to wear makeup and try out new hairstyles. I am also pretty outgoing and a performer. My skinny to average…
Excuse me, as an AMERICAN MALE, it is my right to blame my personal shortcomings on external factors and take no actual responsibility whatsoever
I clean the lid and seat pretty frequently, a couple times a week at least, so it can’t be that bad, I guess.