I was standing right behind them and when I got to the counter the cashier and I exchanged a look like we had just seen an albino baby rhino, rare and beautiful.

Yup. I said that to my husband too. He was like, why is she being so mean to the kid? And I said it was bc the last kid she liked, she had to shoot in the head.

Simmer down, they had to take all the crunchy out of the stories and that takes time.

Best Managers Ever should be the theme of the next BCO.

Can we have a round of applause for all of the awesome managers this week? There is nothing more satisfying than a manager that has your back when a customer is being an asshole.

Also, Sasha was pregerski IRL, so she may have had to leave to have her zombie baby.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

God I needed this. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH ALL DAY.

I have yet to see homophobia in Finland, but there are also more bears than people in a lot of areas there.

crying. A few months ago I was having the worst day and just horribly cranky but trying desperately to hold it in and not take it out on my kid. And as I was leaving a store a woman caught me in the parking lot and said "we kept passing each other in there and you're doing a good job. You're a good mom." Then…

As do I! I read that and sort of went:

Oh god, that made me tear up because something so similar (well,sort of) happened to me when my son was a baby. I didn't have a car at a time and had a doctors appointment I really couldn't miss, so I took the train. On the way home my son decided he had ENOUGH of the train and wanted no part of it. Full on screaming,…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Ok, MTV UK writers: you cannot use "disses" and "threw shade" in the same headline. Either it was an outright insult (a "diss") or it was a backhanded slap served up subtly ("shade"). They are mutually exclusive.

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

It's like the same deal with assholes who are opposed to the concept of "enthusiastic consent" - they are constantly trying to play the victim card by acting like rape is a mean thing women say to ruin men's lives. Like, if you hate women and don't trust them, why wouldn't you want to dot the i's and cross the t's??…

The second you get tits, as far as society is concerned, it doesn't matter what your age is. Your tits do the consenting for you. As someone who started developing at eleven and had grown men look genuinely shocked that I wasn't over eighteen, I know this to be true.

I just... Ugh.