Fun story: my sister went on a bachelorette weekend with a friend from adult life, and there was a girl there who was a high school friend of the bride's. My sister lives in LA, so when the high school friend said she was an actress, my sister heard, "I am trying to be an actress but am also working in a restaurant…

For me, the most satisfying Pete moment is this:

I like the story about how they have trouble finding fruit that looks right to the period, that fruit today is bigger and more flawless.

Dude, if you're ever feeling adventurous I still have his number.

I stopped watching Fashion Police when I stopped watching real TV (netflix and prime FTW), but it sounds like Kathy Griffin is taking it in a really cool direction. Hopefully it can be less offensive while still getting good ratings and being funny.

samesies. I had the same thought when I read this. Like "God, I bet that's weirdly satisfying"

Speaking of spin offs, if they aren't setting us up for the world's most epic "Sally draper goes to college and becomes a radical feminist" journey as a spin off, I don't know up from down anymore.

Sometimes he'd say something like, "Get me the mixing bowls with the clear bottom." And I'd go, "Nuh-uh … not until 1972."

They should just replace the whole prom-date-finding process with some sort of tinderesque app. It would remove so many shitty things about asking/being asked to prom and would put boys and girls on a more even level.

1: The entire trend of increasingly outrageous "prom-posals" is dumb as fuck. Aside from the obvious, it's really awful to put someone in a position where they feel like they can't say no.

C'mon, people. White dudes who've been president and are the sons of presidents never get any breaks. The sun beats down so hard when you're born on 3rd base. Won't no one snap this man's picture so future generations will remember his face? Will no one give him a sip of water?

He sounds like a saxophone come to life and trying to sing.

I hate Sam Smith so goddamn much.

Madge I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Częstochowa has the greatest Black Madonna of ALL TIME.

Only Michelle can give you side eye while LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!

Here is a recreation of their conversation:

SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY BABY AND I AM SO CREEPED OUT.

You know the saddest thing about Jeopardy? They used "Shade" and then they asked a RuPaul's Drag race question and nobody knew the answer!

School: "No."